Kari Brooks

so…
ahem, going back to that previous post…
#1 in the book suggests writing about something that annoys you, something that if you were in charge of the world you would change.
easy enough… in fact, turns out i have many things that annoy me! so i decided to make a list. because, lists? they do not annoy me! i adore lists!

5 things to change if i were in charge of the world:

5. no men will wear sweat pants in public. barf.
4. there will be no more birthstone rings created. seriously? why?
3. babies on a plane? almost like snakes on a plane… not allowed unless samuel l. jackson is there to take care of business.
2. syrup is banned from all eating establishments. ranch dressing is as well. also, add jelly to that banned list. sick, sick and sick.
1. public restrooms will always have some sort of waterfall sound playing to make peeing with all sorts of strangers seem less awkward.