Kari Brooks

my mom has a hard time turning on her computer, let alone commenting on my blog,
i don’t have a grand dad or mom left,
i don’t know anyone named kent or janice,
and i do not know anyone who would threaten me with the bible, or the “truth,”
i am pretty sure the person writing this email has the wrong kari…

“For crying out loud, you had better pick up the Bible. You are so out there lost you have no idea. You are so into yourself, you should talk to people that have understanding regarding Jesus Christ as their only way to have a ever lasting life and believe even tho it is hard, sometimes to have faith, that this is the only way to live with your family, ever after. You, we love you, it is up to YOU. I will always be here for you and so will Grand Dad and Mom, Kent ant Janice…..It is the truth….I am not a SAINT, Kari, and no one else is. You have got to let it go, ask God, not me.
love you mom”

but for the kari this was intended to: look out sister! mom is pissed!

so…
ahem, going back to that previous post…
#1 in the book suggests writing about something that annoys you, something that if you were in charge of the world you would change.
easy enough… in fact, turns out i have many things that annoy me! so i decided to make a list. because, lists? they do not annoy me! i adore lists!

5 things to change if i were in charge of the world:

5. no men will wear sweat pants in public. barf.
4. there will be no more birthstone rings created. seriously? why?
3. babies on a plane? almost like snakes on a plane… not allowed unless samuel l. jackson is there to take care of business.
2. syrup is banned from all eating establishments. ranch dressing is as well. also, add jelly to that banned list. sick, sick and sick.
1. public restrooms will always have some sort of waterfall sound playing to make peeing with all sorts of strangers seem less awkward.